Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 14, 2024

There are 2 sides to every beef.

Be glad she’s not a rabbit, he’d be splitting hares.

I’ll take a hind quarter.

Is that like a quarter pounder???

Bart Simpson the butcher.

Don’t halve a cow, Man!

Sounds like she has a legit beef.

Do animals have to sign a consent form to get butchered now?

The order also called for one decalf and 1 half-calf.

At the butcher you can order a quarter of beef. You need to specify front quarter or hind quarter.

A talking cow is far more valuable alive and in one piece.

So funny your sides may split.

She’ll soon be beside herself.

Talking cow is creepy, unless it’s an The Ameglian Major Cow ( Dish of the Day). Re: The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Come to think of it, that was kind of creepy too.

It’s what’s for dinner

Well. He will besides himself if nothing

Would you rather be split into four?

Last time I saw anything funny relating to a side of beef, Lucy and Ethel were each ordering one.