Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 16, 2024

The real rebels Up There wear their wings around backward.

Not to be judgy or anything, but are we sure he’s in the right place?

A nose halo. Snot the way I’d go…

I picture fifty years from now, twenty something’s making fun of the old farts with all their tats and piercings.

If you want to see where his sister put her’s, go over to the local strip club…

Remember when all this body “art” was a sign of rebellion instead of conformity?

every time I see a nose ring I have an almost irresistible urge to play carousel

The robe is covering up the tattoo of satan on his chest.

That nose ring boy, sure is fugly!

That’s not exactly a ringing endorsement.