Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 05, 2024

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago

    In 1975, I visited the folks we had rented a house from in Maine. I was surprised that I was recognized, as the last time I had been 15, and now 11 years later I had a beard. It turns out, I was recognized by my lopsided smile..

    Last November, in the hospital for internal bleeding, a group of doctors was talking to me, and one of them commented to the others about how it looked like I might have had a stroke, because of that same lopsided smile. I laughed and explained that I had had that lopsided smile for at least 60 years.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 5 months ago

    My body parts aren’t lopsided. They’re artistically asymmetrical.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 months ago

    Reading Frog Applause gives me a lopsided brain.

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    Does he smack people upside their face?

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Said Picasso…

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …I’m not lopsided…

    … said Dick Tracy..

    …I just hang to the left…

    …Dr. Frankenstein never took responsibility for anything…

    …lefty loosen…

    …righty tighten…

    …yet…

    …my left foot is one ½ size bigger than my right…

    …the score was lopsided…

    … Quasimoto was too…

    … and don’t get me started on Pinocchio…

    …Tell a lie…

    …she said…

    …but I always tell the truth…

    …he’s lying…

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    nancyb creator 5 months ago

    I loved the original “Ladykillers” where Mrs. Wilberforce was referred to as Mrs. Lopsided.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    … said the hazardous household chemica; manufacturer at a Congressional Hearing.

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m descended from a long line of lopsided people. Just like everyone else I’ve ever met.

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    Lafsalot  5 months ago

    My uncle told me that he realized one of his legs was shorter than the other when he was a soldier in Europe during WWII. He said walking through the forest at night, half asleep, he noticed he kept going off the trail as he dozed. Always in the same direction. Interestingly enough, that’s the only story he told about being in the infantry, walking across Europe during WWII. So…yeah…something got lopsided.

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    I’m so irresponsible that I’m lopsided on both sides.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    I would say genetic GENES are responsible for any lopsided, off center, long, and short quirky ticks…..deal with it!

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Typical of this generation of Frog Applause characters – unwilling to accept responsibility for anything.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  5 months ago

    Lopsided vs. gobsmacked.

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Blame it on the IOC …!

    ( they get gold for inSeine [sic] swimming )

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    charles9156  5 months ago

    lop-sided or missing ;+)

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    Jml58  5 months ago

    I am not even responsible for my own lopsided bodyparts.

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    lawguy05  5 months ago

    Lopsided body parts can be a good thing.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  5 months ago

    Swaying to the Al music.

    R&R must not die.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  5 months ago

    I’m tuning my teeter totter.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  5 months ago

    Odds and ends in the lost and found stash.

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    What hump?

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Except for the ones who encountered me in my biting phase.

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    UltraLameFest2  5 months ago

    …except of course for my biological children.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  5 months ago

    The Muppets creator with all the strings and things.

    Bumps I’m trying on a woman’s chest and that ain’t chicken pox.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  5 months ago

    The bumping rump dance phase, storming the nation.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    No cartoonist should be held legally responsible for lopsided body parts. True. Is it in legislation of any stripe; or the NCS charter?

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    3hourtour Premium Member 5 months ago

    …science states that most female breasts…

    …if not lopsided…

    …are not the exact size…

    …a little tit-for-tat sort of thing…

    …but in this…

    …Get off my lawn!…

    …I’m not on your lawn…

    …world view…

    …lopsided age is all the rage…

    …and for all my rage…

    …"I am still just a rat in a cage…

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Where, oh where, has the word “crippled” gone …?

    (gone to wokeness every one, when will they ever learn)

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