Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 15, 2024

Making enemies is easy. They don’t need to agree to be your enemy.

I know a classic way to insult yourself. “You know who else insert funny description? MY MOM!”

We can see that Marigold, your Ego is showing!

Yeah that’s something. Go play video games, Phoebe.

Start with something simple as “you don’t sparkle that much”

Now the mean girl in my head wants to be know as “My Sparkling Magnificence!”

I don’t think “Dozens” is a single-player game….

An impossible quest for Marigold.