Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 14, 2024

I’m a fan of alternative solutions. It could work.

And mud. Don’t forget the mud.

No littering … oh, wait.

Dam…

Good one

ROFLMAO!!

Dam the “Beaver”!! Oh no no no!! Gonna get smacked for this!

Here in Eugene, we learned how to keep Beavers out of our back yard. We just put up a set of goalposts. They never come anywhere near those.

Beavers? Really?

Am I wrong in believing that the water she’s talking about is because she’s about to give birth?

LOL! ☺ great gag

Dam it!

That’s right; you will have to get working on the new addition.

Where’s Leslie Nielsen when you need him?

Dam!!

Bucky’s not the brightest bulb.

Seriously now?

Well, he didn’t panic.

will the doctor fix the water?

That’s not helpful

LOL – Great one!

Water you doing? Oh god. Dam it.

When he met her, he sang Sophie B. Hawkins’ “ Dam, I Wish I Was Your Lover.”

This is gonna’ hurt.

oh dam

One dam thing after another.

Looks like he has a kit to fix the problem.