Woman: Stomach lap-banding seemed a little too risky. So he decided to go with lip-banding.
That comes with other benefits as well. Not having to explain yourself to nosy neighbors comes readily to mind.
Another benefit is he doesn’t have to worry about putting his foot in his mouth.
“Whats up ducky?”
Well, that should work!!!
Well, “eating” all your meals via a straw should help you lose weight quickly!
The effectiveness of that particular procedure will depend upon how easy it is for him to get that band off — unless there’s an unseen lock and his wife is holding the key.
Jeff0811 about 1 month ago
That comes with other benefits as well. Not having to explain yourself to nosy neighbors comes readily to mind.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Another benefit is he doesn’t have to worry about putting his foot in his mouth.
mokspr Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Whats up ducky?”
SheMc about 1 month ago
Well, that should work!!!
CoffeeBob Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, “eating” all your meals via a straw should help you lose weight quickly!
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
The effectiveness of that particular procedure will depend upon how easy it is for him to get that band off — unless there’s an unseen lock and his wife is holding the key.