Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 29, 2024

You’re supposed to say “She can’t come to the phone right now.”

What teenager in America doesn’t have a cell phone? Now this could have happened when I was a teenager, for sure.

“Troy wants to know if it’s number 1 or 2, so he knows if he has time to make a snack!”

I never did anything like that to my daughter. That’s how I got (and maintain) my reputation as a Cool Dad.

I know… so embarrassing… especially since out of the 8 billion people on the planet, I’m the only one that ever “goes”!