The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2024

He had a meltdown.

Water-down your comments.

Boom!

“I know we need a new car, but why would you test-drive one with a sun roof?”

YOU try finding a parking spot today!

He can’t hear you anymore!

Poor guy had a hot-attack !

Just set the car’s A/C to maximum cool, and you’ll be good as new in no time. It’ll work even faster if you take a chill pill first.

She won’t think it’s so funny when she starts getting hot flashes

Griswold?

Well … he can’t see it now. (He can’t see anything anymore.)

He lost his head again.

He got mad because wanted to flip off the other driver, but he doesn’t have fingers.

You don’t want to know what happened to Cousin Eddie,

She was hoping cooler heads would prevail.

Clark Kent meets Homelander. (Did anyone catch the reference?)

He lost his head over this.

She should be driving

I don’t much care that you lost your mind, but you got the seat all wet.

I’m melting … i’m melting ….

He’s usually so cool headed.

Now, he doesn’t know where he beheading.

She snows what she’s talking about.

That’s no way to get ahead in life.

The Vulcan Mind Melt – My Mind Freeze to your Slushy Mind – ICEE you’ve got a problem

clark’s temperament doesn’t snow her…