Alice!
Ouch, poor Alice, still kind of funny though.
And now, thongs my mother bought me.
Why did god give people toes?
So they can find furniture in a dark room.
This would have never happened if you’d become a shrub monkey, Alice.
Anyone calmed down when told to calm down?
The coffee table has seniority Alice.
I love mom’s eye-roll in the last panel.
Moan…but in all honesty: well done!
God forbid if she ever gets a cell phone.
I don’t believe I’ve ever placed a cup of coffee on my coffee table
No, Alice. She’s not getting rid of the coffee table just because you got a boo-boo.
Next: shoes with tiny screens on them. Text with your toes, and destroy your spine in record time (unless you collide with something first).
Kitty Queen 4 months ago
Alice!
mccollunsky 4 months ago
Ouch, poor Alice, still kind of funny though.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago
And now, thongs my mother bought me.
WaitingMan 4 months ago
Why did god give people toes?
So they can find furniture in a dark room.
6turtle9 4 months ago
This would have never happened if you’d become a shrub monkey, Alice.
einarbt 4 months ago
Anyone calmed down when told to calm down?
uniquename 4 months ago
The coffee table has seniority Alice.
MikeM_inMD 4 months ago
I love mom’s eye-roll in the last panel.
Serial Pedant 4 months ago
Moan…but in all honesty: well done!
prince valiant Premium Member 4 months ago
God forbid if she ever gets a cell phone.
oish 4 months ago
I don’t believe I’ve ever placed a cup of coffee on my coffee table
Strawberry King 4 months ago
No, Alice. She’s not getting rid of the coffee table just because you got a boo-boo.
JH&Cats 4 months ago
Next: shoes with tiny screens on them. Text with your toes, and destroy your spine in record time (unless you collide with something first).