One from a Steve Martin live act. “I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. And it’s up to 16 cents now…and I bought three tons of it, so let’s see…well, you do the math…and I made a special deal where I only have to keep two tons of it at my house.”
Yakety Sax 29 days ago
Better to have dreamt stupidly than never at all…..
Pharmakeus Ubik 29 days ago
A Dunning-Kruger dreamer.
YulanaLow 29 days ago
The trunk of my car is half full of grocery bags.
The Orange Mailman 29 days ago
Let us be content with food and clothes.
win.45mag 29 days ago
Ya can be broke, but you can get money, but being stupid……,well,….there ain’t no fix
monya_43 29 days ago
Wanted to be able to spend lots of money, but never planned on it being at the grocery store. We’d all be rich if we didn’t have to eat. ;-D
Niko S 29 days ago
Agnes is so brainless, good thing Trout keeps her somewhat anchored.
rshive 29 days ago
Some things are marketable, Agnes. Some are not.
j12181951 29 days ago
Hey, grocery bags increase their value with age. Hold them back…
cafed00d Premium Member 29 days ago
Alas, there is a veritable treasure trove in the trunk of my wife’s car!
syzygy47 29 days ago
One from a Steve Martin live act. “I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. And it’s up to 16 cents now…and I bought three tons of it, so let’s see…well, you do the math…and I made a special deal where I only have to keep two tons of it at my house.”
mindjob 29 days ago
Agnes thinks everything will make her rich, except things that cost money
Linda Schweiner Premium Member 29 days ago
Ouch, that hurts, Trout.
gopher gofer 29 days ago
dare to dream stupidly!
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paullp Premium Member 29 days ago
Trout has Agnes’ number.