Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 08, 2024

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    With mint jelly and roasted potatoes.

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    More_Cats_Than_Sense  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, ten thousand volts shot up its bum, and turned it’s wool to nylon!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Well it was already “Mary HAD a little lamb” anyways. So it already implies she was already eats it anyways.

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    baskate_2000  3 months ago

    This kid is smiling at it?

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb,

    Her doctor was surprised. They shoulda seen it on the ultrasound.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb with spanakopita, horiatiki salata, Greek lemon potatoes and rose’ Retsina.

    Toula Portokalos : Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn’t eat meat.

    Aunt Voula : He don’t eat no meat?

    Toula Portokalos : No, he doesn’t eat meat.

    Aunt Voula : WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON’T EAT NO MEAT?

    [the room goes silent]

    Aunt Voula : Oh that’s ok, That’s ok, I make lamb!My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 2002

    Opa!!

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    Thehag  3 months ago

    And it was delicious!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    The kid looks hungry now.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    And Mary took it on the lam(b).

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    bookworm0812  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb, rare meat all bloody red, and every time that Mary cut, blood squirted at her head.

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    Skeptical Meg  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb,

    A little pork, a little ham,

    A little egg, a little toast,

    A pickle and a great big roast,

    An ice cream soda topped with fizz,

    And boy! How sick our Mary is!

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    olds_cool63  3 months ago

    Best. Nursery. Ryhme. Ever. Way to go, Stephen King!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb.

    A lobster and some prunes.

    A glass of wine.

    A piece of pie.

    A plate of macaroons.

    She gobbled down a sponge cake.

    And, what else? We don’t know.

    But when they carried Mary out,

    Her face was white as snow.

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    rwh2  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb,

    The doctor was surprised.

    Old MacDonald had a farm,

    The doctor nearly died.

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    tghllama  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow

    And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go

    It followed her to school one day, what a generous thing to do

    For now the cafeteria serves Mary’s Little Lamb Stew.

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    tghllama  3 months ago

    Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow

    And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go

    It went with her to the grocery store, but the prices didn’t please her

    So Mary had a little lamb

    And the rest is in the freezer.

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    washatkc  3 months ago

    Way to short of a story for Stephen king.

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