With mint jelly and roasted potatoes.
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, ten thousand volts shot up its bum, and turned it’s wool to nylon!
Well it was already “Mary HAD a little lamb” anyways. So it already implies she was already eats it anyways.
This kid is smiling at it?
Mary had a little lamb,
Her doctor was surprised. They shoulda seen it on the ultrasound.
Mary had a little lamb with spanakopita, horiatiki salata, Greek lemon potatoes and rose’ Retsina.
Toula Portokalos : Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn’t eat meat.
Aunt Voula : He don’t eat no meat?
Toula Portokalos : No, he doesn’t eat meat.
Aunt Voula : WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON’T EAT NO MEAT?
[the room goes silent]
Aunt Voula : Oh that’s ok, That’s ok, I make lamb! – My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 2002
Opa!!
And it was delicious!
The kid looks hungry now.
And Mary took it on the lam(b).
Mary had a little lamb, rare meat all bloody red, and every time that Mary cut, blood squirted at her head.
A little pork, a little ham,
A little egg, a little toast,
A pickle and a great big roast,
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And boy! How sick our Mary is!
Best. Nursery. Ryhme. Ever. Way to go, Stephen King!
Mary had a little lamb.
A lobster and some prunes.
A glass of wine.
A piece of pie.
A plate of macaroons.
She gobbled down a sponge cake.
And, what else? We don’t know.
But when they carried Mary out,
Her face was white as snow.
The doctor was surprised.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died.
Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day, what a generous thing to do
For now the cafeteria serves Mary’s Little Lamb Stew.
It went with her to the grocery store, but the prices didn’t please her
So Mary had a little lamb
And the rest is in the freezer.
Way to short of a story for Stephen king.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
oldpine52 3 months ago
With mint jelly and roasted potatoes.
More_Cats_Than_Sense 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, ten thousand volts shot up its bum, and turned it’s wool to nylon!
Gent 3 months ago
Well it was already “Mary HAD a little lamb” anyways. So it already implies she was already eats it anyways.
baskate_2000 3 months ago
This kid is smiling at it?
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb,
Her doctor was surprised. They shoulda seen it on the ultrasound.
ncorgbl 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb with spanakopita, horiatiki salata, Greek lemon potatoes and rose’ Retsina.
Toula Portokalos : Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn’t eat meat.
Aunt Voula : He don’t eat no meat?
Toula Portokalos : No, he doesn’t eat meat.
Aunt Voula : WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON’T EAT NO MEAT?
[the room goes silent]
Aunt Voula : Oh that’s ok, That’s ok, I make lamb! – My Big Fat Greek Wedding, 2002
Opa!!
Thehag 3 months ago
And it was delicious!
cuzinron47 3 months ago
The kid looks hungry now.
gammaguy 3 months ago
And Mary took it on the lam(b).
bookworm0812 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb, rare meat all bloody red, and every time that Mary cut, blood squirted at her head.
Skeptical Meg 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little ham,
A little egg, a little toast,
A pickle and a great big roast,
An ice cream soda topped with fizz,
And boy! How sick our Mary is!
olds_cool63 3 months ago
Best. Nursery. Ryhme. Ever. Way to go, Stephen King!
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb.
A lobster and some prunes.
A glass of wine.
A piece of pie.
A plate of macaroons.
She gobbled down a sponge cake.
And, what else? We don’t know.
But when they carried Mary out,
Her face was white as snow.
rwh2 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died.
tghllama 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day, what a generous thing to do
For now the cafeteria serves Mary’s Little Lamb Stew.
tghllama 3 months ago
Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
It went with her to the grocery store, but the prices didn’t please her
So Mary had a little lamb
And the rest is in the freezer.
washatkc 3 months ago
Way to short of a story for Stephen king.