Many, many years ago, when I was 6 or so, my younger friend down the street got a new tricycle. I asked to ride it, and he said sure, but only for 10 minutes. I hopped on and he started counting, as fast as he could: one, two, three …. straight to 10. “Get off,” says he. I protested, “That wasn’t even 10 seconds!” He grabbed my arm to pull me off and bite into my upper arm, through a Winter jacket. He actually drew blood. He got his comeuppance several months later when he showed my older sister and me that he had 50 cents to go to the barber. My sister convinced him that she could cut his hair for a quarter, and he could spend the other quarter at the corner store on candy. I will mention that my sister was 8-years-old and definitely NOT a barber. His mother was furious!
Little miss know-it-all just destroyed Dill’s kiddie car. I hope her parents have her on their auto ins policy. Hopefully, Dill will get a brand new one and she will NEVER get to ride it.
Oh the humanity! Poor Dill. Bullied into compliance by a woman driver! Will he rush to the aid of Alice or his kiddie car? I know which one I would pick.
C 27 days ago
The same thing will happen to your car when you’re older too
The Duke 27 days ago
Women drivers!
einarbt 27 days ago
Poor Dill.
win.45mag 27 days ago
Oh, I wanna see her chokin’ on a wheel !
A.Ficionada 27 days ago
Baby you can drive my car, yes I’m going to be a star…
grocks 27 days ago
And every hair on Dill’s head stood up…
HarryLime Premium Member 27 days ago
Many, many years ago, when I was 6 or so, my younger friend down the street got a new tricycle. I asked to ride it, and he said sure, but only for 10 minutes. I hopped on and he started counting, as fast as he could: one, two, three …. straight to 10. “Get off,” says he. I protested, “That wasn’t even 10 seconds!” He grabbed my arm to pull me off and bite into my upper arm, through a Winter jacket. He actually drew blood. He got his comeuppance several months later when he showed my older sister and me that he had 50 cents to go to the barber. My sister convinced him that she could cut his hair for a quarter, and he could spend the other quarter at the corner store on candy. I will mention that my sister was 8-years-old and definitely NOT a barber. His mother was furious!
ChessPirate 27 days ago
♪♫ “The wheels on the car go round and round, round and… AGHK!” ♪♫
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 27 days ago
Gee, I hope Dill’s brothers can fix it.
j.l.farmer 27 days ago
Little miss know-it-all just destroyed Dill’s kiddie car. I hope her parents have her on their auto ins policy. Hopefully, Dill will get a brand new one and she will NEVER get to ride it.
Pequod 27 days ago
The Alician Age is known, in part, for colossal kiddie car crashes.
David Rickard Premium Member 27 days ago
I hope you have insurance, Dill.
well-i-never 27 days ago
This is why he can’t have nice things.
6turtle9 27 days ago
Oh the humanity! Poor Dill. Bullied into compliance by a woman driver! Will he rush to the aid of Alice or his kiddie car? I know which one I would pick.
fritzoid Premium Member 27 days ago
Dill knows his right from his left? Does Alice?
bobtoledo 27 days ago
After he marries Alice.