Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 07, 2024

I only ride real face cakes. Fake pies, though, I’d ride those.

My PDA rises, and then, confused and baffled, dissipates.

…these new witches potions are sooo woke…

…even this sleeping potion…

…an old girlfriend & current Facebook friend…

…says she has a witches ‘doll’ of me…

…which she only wishes good karma on…

…I feel like the elf on the shelf…

…but sometimes something mushier…

…like I’m getting a swirly …

…or a contact buzz…

…or like I’m going down a tunnel without a light at the end…

…I’m sure it’s just my imagination running away with me…

…but I use a (over the )counter spell…

…everything you do bounces off a me and sticks to you like glue…

…butt double…

…long distance rates may apply…

… horny toads may seem less horny…

…warts on nosed may not accure…

…cackles and eye of Newt Romney…

…can cause overtime…

…do not use if you are allergic to big Voodoo daddy…

…frog Applause can happen…

Are the painburgers vegan?

we DO have issues.

Up. Shut. !… yakO.

( dokey. hokey? )

This a result of taking a handful of pills, tossing them in the air, and swallowing whatever you catch in your mouth. Makes for an unpredictable day.☺️

In the absence of punctuation, I can see how this might be misinterpreted. But once you find the syntax, trust me, it’s not what you think.

I see your AI language model needs a reset. Pull the plug.

What up and what down.

Clown frown with Gomer Stooge.

Baltimore Oreo for the Scrabble winners.

Creamy Middle Ages and chocolate book ends.

Candy bar short of S’mores.

Taylor Swift wrote that one.

Mary, America’s Sweetheart, picky, Pick Fix Or Replace Daily. Artists Unite!

Props! Get yer Props, here. You need ‘em, we got ‘em! Props!

I think this kind of talk is for the younger adults.

Don’t kill my cheese. Nooooooooo!