Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 20, 2024

But how would the guys get their wives to take it?

(Let the ranting begin)

Imagine how high the price would go for the patent. Walmart would probably make the top bid, but all retailers would benefit, because whoever bought it would never make it.

If a hotcake was a salesman, how would it sell?

I think that’s how Amazon was created!

But hotcakes don’t sell any more. Maybe some of the frozen ones. Well maybe at Denny’s or IHOP. Oh never mind.

that would be ironic wouldn’t it… :j

People would be sure to buy them.

they are available on CVS… but beware, it is a horse pill…!

How much does it cost? I’ll buy it.

The time is all we’ve lost. I’ll try it.

Only if they were crammed in next to the candies at the checkout counter. :)

How does the bird know Horace has another one of his great ideas?

oh the irony

Dear Lord, please help me to stop begging and praying for divine intervention and trust my own strength.