Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 08, 2024

As the theme song for the Strange Planet series goes,

“All we know is that we exist, and it won’t be for long, so it helps to put some foot-tubes on.”

Insert “The big bang theory” theme song.

And cause Marigold told Phoebe the secret of existence, a new multiverse will soon form. I think.

Was the big bang caused by a giant simultaneous fart that sent unicorns flying different directions?

Getting over things may have been invented, but I don’t think it’s been perfected yet.

TIL that Ludwig Boltzmann invented unicorns…

Current theories say somewhere, some when, some how this actually happened.

Why is there something instead of nothing? UNICORN!

Quite colorful if nothing else!

Must be the Monoceros Ring.

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

The first unicorns found existence to be “vexing”? Seems very out of unicorn character.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

The Horrendous Space Kablooie.

In the beginning, there was nothing.

And God said, “Let there be light!”

And there was still nothing, but now you could see it.

And the unicorns said “Let there be unicorns!” And there was unicorns. And the unicorns saw that there were unicorns and said it was good.