Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 21, 2024

The best way to avoid a shark attack is to stay on land.

Land shark? You watch too much SNL from the 70s.

Well I did when it was funny………………….back in the 70’s…

Unfortunately, while very few human beings are attacked by sharks, sharks are an endangered species. Many species of animal are endangered through human greed which proves again that WE are the most dangerous animal on the planet.

If that’s how he drives, he’s an accident waiting to happen

“ Lies, d.a.m.n.e.d lies, and statistics” Get out there and live your best life, and don’t worry about dying.

At least when he’s in his car like that, he’s pretty safe from lightning strikes.

I didn’t notice the scared look on his face in the car. I thought it was ominous foreshadowing!

Look out Chazz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

if people wouldn’t drive under the influence, obeyed all the laws, and drove like they owned the car, not the road, I’m guessing we could count the number of deaths on one or two hands… (an exaggeration, I know… but still…..)

Chazz doesn’t seem to understand that statistics does not make statements about individuals. Talking about Poncho as a specific individual from a statistical point of view means trying to make meaningful statements about a sample size of one.

Sorry… I didn’t mean to be the topic of all the responders…lol