Ben by Daniel Shelton for September 12, 2024

Trees don’t go bald. They go bare. Which is cold in winter.

“I know, just thought you might need this…”

But that leave left.

whoa! good catch there, gramps!

I would still rather be a bald old geezer than a tree.

Don’t be jealous, Ben. Remember that there are only so many perfect heads in the world — the rest are covered with hair.