Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 15, 2024

The scroll knowing is more impressive. End of discussion.

MRS. NOSTRILS HAS BEEN MENTIONED!

“Next, Phoebe made faces at the ancient scroll for being a know it all.” According to the scroll.

There will be an Earthquake in California.

“By my Mother’s fetlocks” Good one Marigold!

That scroll is droll, Phoebe!

What color is skeptical?

Unicorns write prophecy scrolls for the entertainment of their friends.

If skepticism actually has a color, you’re lucky she didn’t immediately “color you” that.

I did something like that with my cat.

He was sleeping (as cats do), and I went over to him and hollered “wake up, do something”.

Well, he did just that. He woke up, hissed at me, and went back to sleep.

Cute! But I was waiting to see what color “skeptical” looks like.

You and I each have one-half of the amulet, which when combined—

Ah, who cares.

It’s the kind of prophecy that’s ‘good’ in the sense of ‘tending to be very profitable to the person making it’.

“By my mother’s fetlocks!” isn’t exactly “Great Caesar’s Ghost!”

Marigold FINALLY used a contraction