Strange Brew by John Deering for August 18, 2024

“Grazing” Saddles.

“My god! This is moose-turd pie!……it’s good though.”

Just punch lines tonight……

Beans again!

Would that be Wish Bone or Charley Whooster?

And they’ve never heard ole’ camp cookie sing. Lyrics: Night Rider’s Lament, by Jerry Jeff Walker

I can’t yelp myself. I’m just not used to this camp food.

I recently spent a Saturday with my cowboy friend, Steve. He’s the real deal ,works on a ranch in northern Arizona, living the cowboy life. He always bemoans the fact of how invasive society is becoming yet his cell phone went off all day with fellow cowboys wanting to talk ! He got more calls than I do in a week!

Bad food but no $. Good deal.

So much for ‘Never is heard a discouraging word’.

“The canned bison was overly seasoned.”

“ Is that smell from me?”

“ Yer darn tootin’.”

The U. Utah Phillips “Moose T**d Pie” story.

“He offered you extra beans and you still only gave him one star.”

something tells me we’re about to hear a loud yelp…

Shouldn’t have put that ‘yelp wanted’ ad in the gazette.

Cookie will give him something to yelp about!