Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 21, 2024

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    I found this information online:

    The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien is in the public domain in the United States, but Middle-earth Enterprises owns the intellectual property and trademarks for the names, characters, places, items, and events in the work. This means that while the wording, characters, and environment are free to use, you need permission to use the names or likenesses in a business name. You also can’t manufacture or sell items that include Tolkien’s text or artwork, or use the names “Tolkien,” “J.R.R. Tolkien,” or the JRRT Monogram or Signature.

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    Maybe they’ll think Rodney is tougher than he looks.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    In the Orc language, there is no word for “fair”.

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    vlad8601  3 months ago

    ORC stands for Oxford Rowing Club

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just send them some spiders. I seem to recall that they don’t like spiders. Especially female spiders.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    What do orcs want above anything else?

    More doors.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Eh me never heards of em.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Orcs are the best musicians

    Their orcestras are the best

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why did the orc bring a ladder to the battle?

    Because he wanted to climb the ranks!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why did the orc start a gardening business?

    Because he wanted to sow chaos!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    An orcward moment in Id.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    What about Trolls? Cackle Cackle Cackle

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    They look like those creatures in the Warcraft movies, not the Orcs of LOTR and Hobbit movies.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    Must be a lot of them around…….and legal??

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    The Huns! Only they would stoop this low.

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    The first orc went to sea. You’ve heard of Orc-A.

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    BC to LOTR Premium Member 3 months ago

    So Mork was from an Orc type of Bizarro planet! Explain so much!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Do something, Wiz!

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    DKHenderson  3 months ago

    I notice that they are out in the daylight!

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    oish  3 months ago

    One Fink to rule them all

    One Wizard behind him

    One Knight that runs away

    And Spook in darkness bounded

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Parody is fair use even when what is being parodied is not in the public domain.

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    TexTech  3 months ago

    Interestingly, the Ukrainian soldiers refer to the Russian invaders as orcs.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Maybe the Fink can sue the Huns for unfair hiring practices. Hiring unhumans instead other Huns.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    My what a handsome bunch, for orcs.

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    dimndno  3 months ago

    I wonder how The Wiz matches up with Saruman!

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