Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 20, 2024

Priorities!

The tide waits for no man.

That IS more important.

Celine Dion should be first up.

Woncha let take me take you on a sea cruise. Frankie Ford.

Followed by Sea Of Love Phil Phillips. (When they miss the lifeboat)

Got the theme from Jaws on the list?

Victory at Sea, The Sea and Sinbad’s Ship, The Tsarina in a Barrel at Sea.

Perhaps the theme music from “Gilligan’s Island”?

I’d say some Ink Spots would be appropriate.

Okay. You get your playlist together. I’m getting on the raft now.

If you don’t make it, I’ll be sure your words are included in your eulogy.

“Splish splash I was taking a bath…”

By the time he finishes that will be a titanic list.

Have that sinking feeling?

It is of little comfort to me that it is not my end of the boat that is sinking.

First tune should be Harry Chapin’s “Dance Band on the Titantic”.

I’d start with Handel’s “Water music”, then Ravels “La Mer.”

Have you seen my charger? Where do you plug in on that thing?

“It was sad when that great ship went down…”

Oh yeah, just like the Titanic. The wireless continued to work until the ship was completely underwater.

Make sure you include The Drifters.

We all live in a Yellow Submarine.

This level of phone addiction could cause a titanic problem.

Why exactly would the phone work, or do FOMO kids drown differently from everyone else… ;-)

My first husband was a DJ. I’d have already jumped. :)

In that situation, I’d put Drunken Sailor on my playlist.

Need for forget about the playlist and get on the raft and get AWAY from the sinking ship. Big ships sinking can create a whirlpool at the end which could drag them under…

Don’t rock the boat, baby. Don’t tip the boat over! Courtesy of Hues Corporation.