Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 21, 2024

Tell us what we want to know or we’ll stop.

They’re woofless!

Our dog grins when you hit the right spot.

Oh the pain…

I’m confused. I don’t know which is the good cop or the bad cop.

I have a friend who calls that the “banjo spot.”

Woopy-doo.

But can they make his tail wag? And can they make him speak?

I think he’s barking up the wrong tree.

Sheesh…c’mon people; anyone with even a minimal exposure to the films of Francis Ford Coppola knows this is a scene from The Dogfather.

What nerve.

You gets more from giving belly rub than pressing the old leg twitch button. Doggie hates when that happening.

Make him an offer he can’t refuse !