Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 23, 2024

More fuel?

Good thing Gaylord’s there.

I can never find my keys when I’m in a hurry. Luckily I have a spare set near the front door. Then they usually show up in my purse where I looked several times!

Gaylord doesn’t need anything, but Broomie needs a brain-scan!

Better write it down.

Before talking and asking for help, make sure your eyes and ears and especially your brain are turned on.

Pockets are good. My keys are either in my right front pocket, in my hand, ignition or on the nightstand I HATE having to look for things.

Oh no, I lost the keyhole to my car!

At least she didn’t try to start it while it was running, I hate that sound…LOL!!!

Weirdest place I ever “lost” my keys was in the refrigerator after dropping off a six-pack. Took hours to find them.

The new car, that I bought for my wife, makes no sound when you turn it on. No engine noise, no starter noise, just quiet. Why? Because it’s an electric vehicle. It ought to be a riot, when she first goes to drive it.

Poor Broomie — starting to lose it after 1,500 years.

I sometimes appear to be doing the macarena when I search my cargo pants pockets for something.

I had a hybrid. When it’s idling it makes no sound. I wish I had a dollar for every time I turned it off when I was trying to start it!

My keys are in my pocket. They stay in my pocket. My car doesn’t unlock unless my keys are in my pocket. If I can’t start my car then my keys are not in my pocket. I love ‘Keyless Go’.

Now where did I put my glasses. Oh yeah, I’m wearing them!

You’re bound to have memory lapses when you over 1500 years old.

When I was in the Navy one of my subordinates locked the keys to a used car he had just bought in the running car, parked illegally in front of the municipal building/police station with the wrong plates on it. Our captain insisted that I accompany him to his court appearance.