Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 24, 2024

She needs at least a pound.

Followed by southern-fried vulture!

No, she needs ten.

As one of my best friends said when asked by a vegan why? “I don’t know, I’ve always loved the taste of seared flesh”!

Gaylord, you should know better by now. Of course not!

This just in: Bacon is declared a vegetable!

If you love bacon like I do, my advice is “Don’t marry a dietician”. Thats all I’ll say about this.

Bacon frying and coffee brewing. The two best smells of any morning.

Taste’s good, too.

No, eight slices are NEVER enough!

Well Broomie, if you cram them up your nose, you kept your word. And I’m sure your nose can handle it.

Studies have shown that of all animal-based foods, bacon is the hardest to give up.

Maybe become a vegetarian tomorrow, Broomie.

MMMMMMMMM BACON!!!!!!!