Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 24, 2024

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    She needs at least a pound.

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Followed by southern-fried vulture!

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    No, she needs ten.

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    AB9SS  3 months ago

    As one of my best friends said when asked by a vegan why? “I don’t know, I’ve always loved the taste of seared flesh”!

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Gaylord, you should know better by now. Of course not!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    This just in: Bacon is declared a vegetable!

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    My First Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you love bacon like I do, my advice is “Don’t marry a dietician”. Thats all I’ll say about this.

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    bobpeters61  3 months ago

    Bacon frying and coffee brewing. The two best smells of any morning.

    Taste’s good, too.

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    baskate_2000  3 months ago

    No, eight slices are NEVER enough!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Well Broomie, if you cram them up your nose, you kept your word. And I’m sure your nose can handle it.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    Studies have shown that of all animal-based foods, bacon is the hardest to give up.

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Maybe become a vegetarian tomorrow, Broomie.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    MMMMMMMMM BACON!!!!!!!

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