C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for August 31, 2024

Knock yerself out…

Surfing, including the drive from Malibu to Huntington Beach.

Maybe ’’Tent’’ assembly….and afterwards leave the tents for the homeless.

Actually, i would love to watch that too. Parallel parking on busy street with humans wandering around nose in phone … therefore stepping into your spot along the way. Or a driving multievent. Parallel parking, navigating downtown, freeways, side streets and dmv registration renewal. The really modern pentathlon.

Special events: left turn from right lane across six lanes against the light! It can be done; my cabbie did it in Chicago.

The 800 meter wildfire scarper.

The 100 yard cocaine dash….

Do they have the Turnstile Leap?

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Didn’t they just add break-dancing?

Needle and dung dodging.

Donna can parallel park with a 90 degree twist.

405 rush hour marathon from Long Beach to San Fernando.

I had to rent a Jeep Wagoneer for the Labor Day festivities. I wanted a medal for just driving that behemoth. At least in a truck you’re sitting high and have really big mirrors.