Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 28, 2024

I see how this works.

I call it “$10.00 bucks and I snap a picture of it for my phone’s wallpaper.”

I wouldn’t pay 14 cents for it.

I thought it looked a lot like ’Thas’s okay, you can keep it!’

It is a study of Man’s inhumanity to Man… at least the price is…

The Smear of the Year.

I’ll retitle it, “You Pay Me $1400 and I Won’t Tell Everyone How Bad It Is”.

I titled it, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, are you kidding me?”

The woman is not impressed with his canny naming skills. She is about to recommend that he tape a banana to it and charge $2000, whereupon he will turn and try to smack her upside the head with his palette as she runs away laughing.

No one will take you seriously if your prices are that low.

That’s too much money, and not enough Monet.

Laugh as hard as you want about this painting but many like it fetch a lot more than fourteen hundred bucks.

Art is whatever you can get away with.

“I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.”

In this case, I like his title because it made me laugh, so maybe I’d offer him $50 for it.

How about “Name Your Price And It’s Yours”?

saw a “painting” of a face that looks like it was done by a two year old… asking price: $20,000… lol! Just trying to get on the modern “art” bandwagon.