Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 26, 2024

“No five-second rule here!”

Very successful restaurant. They really clean up.

“I’ll have where she’s having.”

No Waiting for a Table: Five, ten minutes.

You know, it’s not fair that people are selected first come, first served. It should be based on who’s hungriest! (Seinfeld)

The first words my dog will say is ‘get out of my kitchen!’ – my wife

They is accept only under the table payments.

The Roadkill next street is also popular.

Many come for the “All You Can Eat (in 5 Minutes)” meal.

Looks like a bunch of satisfied customers.

Well, you still have to watch out for droppings of another kind….know what I mean?

They built the restaurant from the ground up.

It’s the falling-off-the-table part that makes such food exciting. Does this place even have tables?

Those must be Evangelical dogs. Matthew 15:26-28 “… even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters’ table.”

My dog eats anything I drop, but she waits for permission. There are some foods she can’t have medically. Today she can go off just chicken and rice and go back to her normal home cooked food that she was doing just fine on until the vet put her on prescription kidney diet for slightly failing kidneys, which are pretty normal for her age. That cost much more than you would believe to save her life from.

Food never tastes better than off the kitchen floor.