Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 31, 2024

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Watch you don’t bite your tongue off. Pretending to be Gallagher

If I want to see schlapschtick humor, I’ll watch the Three Schtoogesch.

What’s with hitting the loaf of green bread with a mallet?

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

El cheapo art – that’s schtick!

Schtick Martin, Gallagher with his Schtick-O-Matic, Groucho Schtix, and Soupy Schticks. How about Schtick Van Schtyke?

What a card what a card.

This one didn’t make me groan. It made me close my eyes and rethink the choices in life that led me here….

Schtick to your day job.

I thought there was something wrong with his watermelon. There is. The stripes should go long-ways.

I always loved schtick!

Oy, gevalt!

It figures.

Gallager!

I loved watching Gallagher. I was surprised and delighted when I was at work one day (seafood manager at a grocery store) and he asked me where the watermelons were. He had a show in our town later that night. Doing his own prop shopping!