Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 22, 2024

Imagine if Marigold was at a farm and was surrounded by fruits and vegetables.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if burritos and pizzas just grew wild everywhere.

A disturbing insight for someone who hates salad.

Marigold might make it rain little cherry tomatoes and blue cheese salad dressing.

“There’s a lake of stew, and of whiskey too, you can paddle all around ’em in a big canoe, on the Big Rock Candy Mountain”.

Wow, those must have been super dense and heavy croutons!

When I was a kid, there were cartoons about how the world would soon be nothing but roads and parking lots.

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Now I’m kinda craving a salad myself…

But artisanal hay is quite rare…..

and there is never enough Ranch dressing.

I did not see the crouton comment coming. Fortunately, had just swallowed, so this time I didn’t snort my coffee.