WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 31, 2024

Too much spin

Spin cowboys injured go to spin doctors

I thought it was drying tumblers.

Someone needs to call the MSPCA:

The Machine Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Appliances

And the women’s division becomes the most popular.

I expect you will be hearing from the Maytag® lawyers about abusing the washing machine with the cowboys spurs. Word on the street.. is that soft fleece lined slippers will satisfy the Maytag lawyers.

Watch that old one, it’s a ringer.

Boy! Do I have one that could serve that purpose!

Tell that to PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Appliances).

Those front-loaders are particularly dangerous! :)

The mechanical bulls used at country and Western bars wouldn’t be as funny

The top loaders give a wilder ride.

an’ the more unbalanced the load, the better! YeeHaw!!

There are more women applicants than they can handle.

That’s it. Hades has frozen over.