Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for August 30, 2024

My kind of machine….

A wide sellection of granola bars. Yummy. ;-)

You better be prepared for a lineup!

Some body has to do it. [Why not her body?]

I avoid the vending machines at my postal plant. None of those cereal bars or candy bars are worth $2.50 a piece. I just get a $4 bag of Chex Mix or pretzel pieces and it will last four days, or one serving per day. It doesn’t pay to throw your money away.

Priorities, priorities.

Some 35 years ago, the punchline would have replaced “snacks” with “cigarettes.”

when did they swap out the copy?

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that’s what Ⅰ saw at 2am

You’re gonna be disappointed. It sells healthy snacks.