Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 28, 2024

Imagine trumps’ orange spackle in the heat, he doesn’t slather it on when he plays golf and he looks scary!

I got banned from the local swimming pool today

They banned me for “peeing in the pool”.

I tried defending myself by saying “everybody pees in the pool”, but according to them no one does it from the diving board..

Apparently Jason doesn’t believe that we can’t see his comments.

Wasn’t the Beast Michelle Obama’s CIA code name?

Well, duh. It was made of wax, so what do you expect?

This week… in 2013… in the centre of London… a brand new Jaguar melted… due to the reflected power of the sun (Yes… we do have sun in London)… causing almost £1,000 of damage…

Personally I find that more fascinating than some statue made from a material renowned and expected to melt (wax)… than a modern motor car built from steel and hard plastic…

It is quite serendipitous that the White House briefing room was once a swimming pool. It makes it real easy to hose down after each briefing.

A lot of Abe’s principles have been melting lately, too.

Let’s have a return of the swimming pool!

Yes, JFK used it for his recreation swims during his administration there!!

He must be waxing poetically about the Getty’s Oil Address which used to be in Los Angeles until they went bankrupt

He’ll need a pair of fins to use the pool.

The Presidents State car is only called the Beast by the media, it is not it’s name (Dan Bongino)

Well i sure can’t see his comments and I can’t see why he’s banned either. Perhaps some extreme comment about other religions or something?

He’s not showing up anywhere…

Basically, the Beast is a James Bond car with more passenger room.

The guy is a moron.