Elly was certainly working hard when she turned that sign about Ben’s Burgers into this punchline. However, since her eyes disappeared from laughing so hard at her own joke, she might want to stop on the side of the road until her eyes reappear for everyone’s safety.
What pre-K kid ever has a thought that their parents work too hard? That thinking is a bit above the level of a four-year-old, who are usually entirely self-centered and completely grounded in the present, with their biggest concern being whether they’re going to go to the park before or after lunch.
And April continues – “An the teacher asked all of us if we had had a ’b’owel movement today. I couldn’t answer. I have to wait until ‘P’ day and say I did both.”
You got that right April, lots of adults seem weird because they are! Just wait till they’re grandmas on Facebook, then they’ll know everything, you know, like whether people are eating dogs & cats in Ohio and stuff like that! ;-)
HA HA!! – No, I’m not laughing at Ellie’s punchline, I’m laughing at the idea that the mental midget, little April, would use the phrase “In fact” – !!
“As a matter of fact, Mother, now that I think about it…DAT SIGN GOTS TWO B’s!”
….She would NEVER say “In fact.”
Probably more like “Dat sign gots a B on it! No – it gots TWO, Mom! It gots TWO! Two B’s, Mom! Two B’s! Look, Mom! Look!”
howtheduck 2 months ago
Elly was certainly working hard when she turned that sign about Ben’s Burgers into this punchline. However, since her eyes disappeared from laughing so hard at her own joke, she might want to stop on the side of the road until her eyes reappear for everyone’s safety.
Enter.Name.Here 2 months ago
“Let it B, mom.”
GirlGeek Premium Member 2 months ago
No, Elly. Just no
'IndyMan' 2 months ago
That comment, Elly was JUST A LITTLE above April’s level of understanding although it was funny to you ! ! ! !
French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago
What pre-K kid ever has a thought that their parents work too hard? That thinking is a bit above the level of a four-year-old, who are usually entirely self-centered and completely grounded in the present, with their biggest concern being whether they’re going to go to the park before or after lunch.
snsurone76 2 months ago
All the time, I think her mom is NUTS!
Prey 2 months ago
Well someone has to do it " To be or not to be, that is illogical captain".
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Right on, Elly!
basspro 2 months ago
I think I would have went with, “Look mom there’s a “B” in the car.”
jango 2 months ago
Elly enjoys laughing at her own wordplay.
ctolson 2 months ago
And April continues – “An the teacher asked all of us if we had had a ’b’owel movement today. I couldn’t answer. I have to wait until ‘P’ day and say I did both.”
djtenltd 2 months ago
That WAS a clever comeback for Elly.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Ellis banter regarding the Bard’s particular linguistic bent for benefit of his audience is beyond the budding capabilities of her littlest bambino.
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
I’m reminded of a song on Sesame Street by The Beetles. It started a little something like this:
When I find I can’t rememberWhat comes after A and before CMy mother always whispers—“Letter B.” . . .
mindjob 2 months ago
April will get the joke on “S” day
CoreyTaylor1 2 months ago
Isn’t April a little young to get a Shakespeare reference!?
lnrokr55 2 months ago
You got that right April, lots of adults seem weird because they are! Just wait till they’re grandmas on Facebook, then they’ll know everything, you know, like whether people are eating dogs & cats in Ohio and stuff like that! ;-)
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
Mom joke.
gbars70 2 months ago
Why are all comic’s cars shown airborne?
Strawberry King 2 months ago
Laugh anyway.
r.feinberg 2 months ago
HA HA!! – No, I’m not laughing at Ellie’s punchline, I’m laughing at the idea that the mental midget, little April, would use the phrase “In fact” – !!
“As a matter of fact, Mother, now that I think about it…DAT SIGN GOTS TWO B’s!”
….She would NEVER say “In fact.”
Probably more like “Dat sign gots a B on it! No – it gots TWO, Mom! It gots TWO! Two B’s, Mom! Two B’s! Look, Mom! Look!”
MT Wallet 2 months ago
In fact? That’s pretty advanced.