In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 04, 2024

Wouldn’t Three In One oil be cheaper?

On Futurama robots required alcohol or at least that was Bender’s drink of choice. I know they needed Mom’s robot oil and the one where mom was worried when Fry bought the only remaining tin of anchovies

Hot Cogs

The higher the octane the spicier the condiment.

Fossil foolish robots.

Wouldn’t you have to pay more for higher octane condiments?

If it gets a colonoscopy does it drink OMD before hand? And in exams OEP?

Practice safe eating. Use condiments.

Bot dogs.

I offer no comments on those condiments.

Other than they seem to drip as black, when they are not, in fact, black.

Oil would be a better choice……….10w-40 perhaps?