The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 07, 2024

How about arm wrestling?

“…I’m all left tentacles.”

Looks to me like they’re all there. Where does he think he left them?

Just give her hug.

Doing the octo-hop I see!

Doing ‘The Hokey Pokey’ must take extra time for octopuses and squid. (—

No thanks, I’m octopied at the moment.

8 left feet, huh?

He should go for it. They’d get all twisted.

But he could climb into that beer bottle…

Fun fact for those of a certain age: The original title for the Beatles second film – only changed to “Help!” very near to its release – was “Eight Arms to Hold You”.

Waltzing, Matilda?

The only way I can be coaxed into dancing is to be inebriated. That’s when I don’t mind acting like a fool.

What does that even mean?

Just make sure you keep all 8 to yourself, buddy!

Embrace the moment.

The guys are all suckers for a pretty face.

She leads …!

Wait till they find out the place serves sushi.

If you said he sucks, you wouldn’t be wrong.

Well, a good start. You took off all those spurs.

♫ She’s got legs / She knows how to use them.

He’s got legs / He tends to abuse them ♫

Playing Twister’s probably not a good idea for those two.