Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 31, 2024

To be fair, it was a pretty good rant.

2nd to first!

Nice job, Doctor.

Impressive vocabulary, Kevin!

I like this doctor.

Yes.. a well trained pediatrician…

“Patient promises to be a pain in the butt. Recommend suppositories.”

In other words, Kevin does not like school at all!

Calvin a few years older.

Ah, Kevin, with a “poor little me” attitude, things don’t ode well for you. Hope this guy is a child psychologist!

Now, that was what I call “a mouthful”!

It’s nice that Kevin has found an adult he can talk to outside of family.

Precocious, isn’t he?

That was a well articulated statement

Sounded a lot like Jamal

There is nothing wrong with his memory in that he is able to catch whole sentences from news stories, or from documentaries, or from listening to other people talking.

A perfect example of how a person can compensate for one shortcoming by optimizing other senses.

Cool doctor!

I’d like to see a crossover with Kevin and Caulfield from Frazz

Go Kevin. Never too young to start fightin’ the man.

Typical Gen X, haha!

For a non-reader who doesn’t like to listen to adults,, Kevin has a pretty good line of patter.

“We are worker drones, autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company…”