The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 22, 2024

Leroy’s thoughts are usually worthless anyhow.

Those signs all say the same thing (in different languages), yet the sizes of the clothes are FAR different from one another.

If Leroy got a penny for each of his thoughts, he might not have change for a nickel.

Upper Left: Loretta getting a good deal

Lower Left: Leroy getting a good deal

Middle: Man on the other end getting a bad deal

Upper Right: Counselor trying to arrange a good deal

Lower Right: Woman on left getting a good deal, Loretta getting a big deal

unless she’s looking for windy clothes – Loretta needs to stay away from the VENTI rack and head for the SESSANTA instead

It’s really important to get that fender as clean as possible!

Leroy may be spending to much time on that fender but his neighbor may be spending to much time planting her flowers.

Once the wrong number is on someone’s speed dial it tends to stay there.

Shows how smart SHE is, that’s the BUMPER, not the fender…

I got a new cell phone number. I got a call from a guy asking for Sheila. I said he had the wrong number. He said “No I don’t” He kept calling back. I said “Am I Sheila?”

That’s tellin’ the guy on the other line, Leroy!