JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 30, 2024

If Peterson repeats it enough he may start believing it himself.

He’s a cop who everyone else would rather go without.

Go it alone already, Peterson.

Who are you going to be pedantic to, then..?

Good luck! Have fun! Go get ’em, Lone Wolf Peterson! Arrrrooooo! Bye-bye, have fun storming the castle!

Sheesh. Enough with the monologuing, Peterson.

Put him in the 35th District!

Ddirty Aaron,.“Do you feel lucky Punk ?”.

Why does Barney Fife come to mind?

I feel like Peterson right now. He tried to hard and now he feels rejected. I just don’t yell that to the people who don’t want me around. He can’t help his personality quirks.

And cue “tragic” comeuppance.

More like a lone donkey

It turns out he forgot to put gas in the squad car…..

Surely it is a requirement these days to have two officers on a beat? Capt. Ruiz would assign him a partner. Is everyone threatening to quit if they get paired with Peterson?

Fortunately, that is not his choice.

Ruiz needs to get him a partner stat. Someone to balance him the way Crunchy and Joe balance each other.

Instead of “1-Adam-12” Peterson will be “1-Lincoln-12”.