Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 30, 2024

It’s in the job description.

Oh, go defend yourself

Judge not lest ye be judged.

That joke was criminally funny, Dave. I sentence you to writing more.

Don’t anger her. She will go judgemental on you.

Whack him with your little-judge-hammer-thingy!

The jurist, Prudence, lays down the law.

That’s a rather judgemental comment he’s made!

You’ll need a longer sentence.

OBJECTION!!!

Judge Judgey McJudgerson…

Okay. And your so defensive.

Trial little tenderness.

OUT OF DISORDER …!

And Judy threw the whole Canova-Laws at him.

yeah, women tend to be that way… (JUST KIDDING… don’t sentence me… please!)

Just my job 5 days a week !

He just wants to be held. In contempt.

The United States District Court for the Southern District of Florida needs her.

I like her purple hair. :)

Her reaction to his statement? Contempt.

Judgy Judy?

If I wanted your opinion I would have squeezed your butt.