Fred Basset by Alex Graham for August 27, 2024

It’s a Gnatural formulation.

Old Spouse Aftershave?

Serves Grumpy right.

His aftershave seems to be getting the wrong sort of attention.

What Mr. Dear needs is a bug repellent that smells like aftershave.

Fred seems to be enjoying that! Lol!

Note to self … Don’t use stuff that draws insects :-)

Could be worse, could be the mighty highland midge. Can turn you into a bloodless corpse in a minute flat…….

Body chemistry based on an unfortunate combination of genes. Ask me how I know.

This version of Mr Dear is amusing. He is always grumpy. He gets in fights with inanimate objects, can’t golf to save his life, now he’s a mosquito magnet.

I have type O negative blood. I attract mosquitoes better than a pheromone.

Probably.

Does anyone know how long it will be before we get to the newer strips where Mr Dear isn’t such a sourpuss? Lol

Gnats! Hooray!

I’ve smelled a few varieties of “stink-pretty” that could draw flies.

Mr Dears nose is getting bigger