Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 29, 2024

stop giving him ideas, Knuckles!

Andy will take it!

You know he’s thinking about it.

Andy gets paid in pints.

Let the haggling begin.

Take the money Andy

Fair enough Bogo at the Dusty Bin tonight.

Yeah—pay him with a “Knuckles” sandwich!

Take the money Andy, then go and listen to Guitar Bob wail at the Rose & Crown ;-)

Take the money – that’s quite a few beers.

Go listen to guitar Bob for free and carry on all night about how bad he is.

I wouldn’t make that offer to Andy…

Most places would prefer Andy to stay away. But they’d more likely just bounce him rather than pay.

Take the money to go away and spend it in another bar. Win-win

Take the deal, Andy. Guitar Bob is playing at the Rose and Crown. Dilly! Dilly!

Take the hit on the head!

Wouldn’t pay 20 cents, let alone 20 pounds!

Their ideas of ’70s sound is disco. Move along, Andy.

The club needs class, not Andy.

Never ever argue with a drunk when he’s right or wrong. Hit the road “Jack” and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more… What you say? Hit the road “Jack” and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more… (Great Ray Charles)

Take the money and run!

Take it and run!

If that dump is playing 70’s Sounds, I’m in! I’ll pay Andy’s cover AND pay someone to beat the CRAP out of him!!

Why would anyone pay 20 quid to listen to the ever-irritating and gratefully forgotten disco music of the 70s? I happily buried my polyester leisure suits & shirts, platform shoes, and gold bling many years ago along with my nightmares about John Revolting’s and Patrick Sleezy’s so-called acting and dancing.

That works for Andy, in fact he’ll probably keep coming back for more.

Andy would happily accept payment to go away.

Sounds like a good deal for youAndy

Easiest money he’ll ever make.

Sounds like a way for Andy to make some coin!

Depending on the amount of money , Andy should take that deal. I have to admit, I’m not much of a nightlife person. My idea of a fun Saturday night is sitting in front of the TV with a big bowl of popcorn.

That’ll work for Andy!

That’s one way of making money. Make a nuisance of yourself to pay you to stay away.