Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 26, 2024

Victorinox Swiss “Chump®”.

He’ll take you all out. Like Reacher and McCall.

He also has a swiss bank account.

He’s neutral.

They became best friends when the bartender couldn’t get the cork out of the bottle.

He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer but he can repair the drawer if needed.

“Nai, iich chöme vo wiedr her. Mi Frou hädd mi ussekeied u itze weiss i nööd wo i chönt schlafa.”

(sorry I am not a Swiss person, so I probably spelled and said things wrong. Did not want to offend anyone from Switzerland.)

Anyone want to order a screwdriver? He always has one with him.

My wife gave me one for Christmas 1970. I still use it.

Just read somewhere that Victorinox is making a Swiss army knife with no knife blade…a first for them.

Don’t ever under estimate an armored guy!

I like the way the other two are looking side-eye at the jerk.

Victorinox now makes a “travel-safe” Swiss Army Everything-But-The-Knife:

victorinox.Com/en-US/Products/Swiss-Army-Knives/Small-Pocket-Knives/Jetsetter/p/0.6263

Victorinox is doing one without a blade now… :/

Mack the Swiss Army Knife

It’s just one drink, then back to work.

He’s Swiss!

Swiss needs to quickly come back with a cutting remark.

I bet all those guys are named Jack.

He’s….“well-equipped”. Ha!