Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 31, 2024

Hopefully it’s not a scratch ‘n’ sniff.

Impressive, Gary. Someone sees a market for your work.

Hey, this lovable image worked for Count von Count on Sesame Street. He’s beloved by generations of people the world over.

Love this!

The kids might like it.

I’d buy that!

Leopold won’t be able to show his mug at the Hammered Henchman. His street cred will take a dive.

Look on the bright side…they didn’t say no…

Works for me.

Do it, we’ll buy it!

…but there should be a disclaimer that “He only pops up at night”….

It’s a scam. They’ll tell him that it’s self-published, have him pay for a 100 book first run and charge him to publicize it. (Bonus: They get to keep all of the money. Since they won’t be publicizing it they won’t have to print the books. They get all of the money. Win-Win…for them)

Gary…it’s a POP UP, not a mock up

I noticed they didn’t use “Scary” Gary in the title. Maybe “Sedentary” Gary, or “Foolsberry” Gary, or “Donut Fairy” Gary.

Faithful to the original.

Published is published. Sign the contract.