It already sounds like it’s to die for.
Finally, a cure for insomnia.
Well, that’s a start!!
Reminds me of the time I spilled mustard on my pants too.
How about we start with the day you were bitten.
I wonder whether Gary meant his underpants?
Well, I just read the first sentence of the first chapter…
♫♪
Yellow-matter mustard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
♪♫
(with apologies to John Lennon)
I’m sorry, Gary, but that didn’t grab me…try again. With more feeling…..
Maybe not as memorable as “Call me Ishmael,” but it’s a start.
Rerun from 2021. Still amusing, though…
…was it a dark and stormy night?
Yellow journalism.
He got distracted and had to go make a sandwich. :)
Gary needs something that he can sink his teeth into. :)
October 24, 2014
TStyle78 23 days ago
It already sounds like it’s to die for.
oldpine52 23 days ago
Finally, a cure for insomnia.
SHIVA 23 days ago
Well, that’s a start!!
The Duke 23 days ago
Reminds me of the time I spilled mustard on my pants too.
SquidGamerGal 23 days ago
How about we start with the day you were bitten.
rob.home 23 days ago
I wonder whether Gary meant his underpants?
royq27 23 days ago
Well, I just read the first sentence of the first chapter…
Doug Taylor Premium Member 23 days ago
♫♪
Yellow-matter mustard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
♪♫
(with apologies to John Lennon)
Zebrastripes 23 days ago
I’m sorry, Gary, but that didn’t grab me…try again. With more feeling…..
joegeethree 23 days ago
Maybe not as memorable as “Call me Ishmael,” but it’s a start.
xSigoff Premium Member 23 days ago
Rerun from 2021. Still amusing, though…
ElwoodP 23 days ago
…was it a dark and stormy night?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 23 days ago
Yellow journalism.
Impkins Premium Member 23 days ago
He got distracted and had to go make a sandwich. :)
the lost wizard 23 days ago
Gary needs something that he can sink his teeth into. :)