Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 31, 2024

And also in lie ability.

Their errors are very special.

I once forgot to pay my auto insurance bill (I was young). I forget why, but a few months later I called my insurance company about something and the woman started to give me a very hard time. In a very nasty tone, she said that since I’d let it expire, I’d have to start a new one and it would take at least two weeks.

I replied that I’d just renewed my auto registration last month and they had signed the registration. There was silence for about 10 seconds on the other end and then she said, “You renewed your registration? With us?” I said yes and she looked it up and indeed they had. She renewed my policy in under a half hour.

I have heard about electrical ions but those omis ones are new. Do they come from those Amish folk

Doesn’t cover acts of odds.

Unfortunately, sometimes mine are sins of comis_ions.

Excellent, Leigh!