Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 30, 2024

From what I’ve heard of tailgate parties (rumors only, I’ve not been to one) the secret to a good one is beer. Lots of beer.

S’matter, those tough manly Texans can’t t handle a little beef sashimi?

Raw beef is excellent! ..as long as it’s been zealously guarded against contamination.

In Texas it’s barbecue or nuthin’. And don’t forget sausages in all 24 flavors

Edwin Diaz—-the Russian Roulette of relief pitchers

I believe that I want to tailgate with her.

Best thing to take to a Cowboy’s tailgate is the Heimlich.

I would never eat raw meat.

Why would a Michelin chef even WANT to go to a Cowboys’ tailgate?

The way the Cowboys are playing these days, probably not!

very rare, like a Dallas playoff win

C’mon Tank! Grow a set. The acid slightly “cooks” the beef and, done properly, it’s a terrific way to eat it.