The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for September 07, 2024

never a great white around when you need one

You do better than Andy Capp, Leroy. The fish HE catches are less than half that size!

“Isn’t that the goldfish we let go last week? It must miss the security of its bowl.”

Tim Conway’s “Dorf” character wasn’t too crazy about taking the wife fishing either, Leroy.

How’d you like me to feed you to the fish? :)

I don’t want to brag but I am a master baiter.

I’d like to see the ten-pounder she catches.

At least he caught something.

Leroy, out of necessity, practices catch and release.

No Leroy, you can’t “throw Loretta back.”

I’ve literally done that. I was at lake Thunderbird in Oklahoma when I caught a 6" long big mouth bass while reeling in the lure. Released. Turned out it was the only fish caught by our group that day.

Don’t bite, Leroy. Loretta is just baiting you.

Rock the boat Leroy maybe Loretta will fall in and take a swim