Lola by Todd Clark for September 27, 2024

Must be partial tofu………….

I had a dog that liked the store brand dog food.

All pet food purveyors lie.

They are not pets!

How would THEY know? Did they taste it?

gasps, those jerks! :L

Suspect hat tasty and crunchy are incompatible.

Probably.

A lot of lying going on out there. “That nose ring looks good.” “Your man bun looks fine.” “Spandex is fashionable and looks good on you.” “That tattoo looks great. You need another.”

Everybody lies!- from the “Lincoln Lawyer”

My dog liked any new flavor for about a week, then wouldn’t eat any more. I finally started feeding him raw hamburger, and he never got tired of it.

Those who know cannot talk.

was at a health food store with some friends and we walked by the dog food, some of which was $95 a bag! I said “who would buy this stuff?”, an’ one a the gals said “I do!”… oops!

I had a biology professor who told us that brightly colored butterflies tasted worse than ones with muted colors. He claimed that he had tasted them.

Well, maybe other dogs like it.