Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 19, 2024

Well that’s a sour outlook…..

Cheesy.

Now your whole life has flashed pasteurize.

So make some cheese.

You’re ‘preachin’ to the choir’ there, Cosmo ! ! ! No, you’re talkin’ to the cause of the expired milk ! ! !

Wine ages fine, up to a certain point. Then it just goes sour.

And some whine as they age,

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and his pal Walter would like a word, please.

She should probably do to him what is recommended for expired milk — throw him out.

Get it? He’s lumpy and stinky!

And some milk ages like Cosmo.

Sourpuss!

The good ones get better, the bad ones turn to vinegar.

Check out Todd Snider’s “Age Like Wine”

With his talents he could work on the Muppet Show as a critic in the balcony.