Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 28, 2024

Wise inmates know never to eat the bread pudding on weekends.

Now with dander and fuzz.

When is crackers between the sofa cushions day?

I agree with the dog.

☹️ déjà vu

When did I have fortune cookies?

They make transparent keyboard covers. These are probably used by people with small children.

Eww…that’s just nasty!

Ha! good joke

This could end world hunger

I’m beginning to doubt some of these “days” are real.

Crackers? Does he mean crumbs?

Every day is Whamonday …!

( pronounced Wha?-monday? mon dieu )

Shake, shake, shake

Shake, shake, shake

Shake your keyboard

Shake your keyboard

I’m with Ernie on this one.

You need a Reality Check

I see it called only “Crackers Over the Keyboard Day,” not “National Crackers Over Keyboard.” Still, thanks for raising my awareness.

I have never known a dog in my entire life that would not immediately want those “leftovers”. (I have known many, many dogs.)

Yech. Rancid meat?

I thought this was why men grow beards.